My unicorn got run over by a tractor

It turned out Duke got to Haven just in time. Thanks to some strange, rapid spoilage of local crops, Bill and Geoff and Bill's wife Meg were running around like proverbial chickens trying to make sure they'd have everything ready for the grand opening. It sounded a hell of a lot like a trouble to Duke, but the McShaws didn't even blink when he tried to hint in that direction, and Geoff had gone so far as to scoff about Duke's "superstitious seafaring nature", so he hadn't pressed it. Just kept a close eye on things, and every finger crossed that nothing happened to ruin the opening.

And, you know, avoid eating anything with an expiration date for a couple days. He was hoping to get back to Fandom without any stories of disasters, and telling people he got food poisoning would just be embarrassing.

( He was, of course, doomed to failure )

[NFB, NFI, OOC welcome. Adapted from ep 1x04, Consumed]