My unicorn got run over by a tractor

"There is a sickening lack of lingerie boutiques for guys," Duke declared as they approached the closest thing he'd managed to find to such a thing in about . . . five minutes of googling. "Absolutely sickening. Not that I'm above crossdressing, but still."

"Sing it, girl," said a passerby. Duke flicked them a smile before refocusing on his date for the evening.

"Shall we?"

[for the date, NFB due to distance, with possible NSFW images linked in the comments. Link above is perfectly SFW though!]